The Edges of Normal

i've not use accessories in horizontal activities often (read s- e- x-)
usually it happens because the girl i'm with wants to, or misses something, or is curious.
so, it's easy for me to forget that i've ever actually done it at all. which is why this memory caught me completely off guard.

one of my ex'es and i bought a strap-on (that I returned to her when we broke up via a mutual friend). she'd been with a guy for something like 3 years and missed the physical connection that positioning affords (harder to mimic when - well - you're using your tongue) .
so, the memory that surfaced recently was the first time we used it and the way she was reacting** - so completely over the top *think porno noises* and exuberant - and then this phrase "aye, aye! aye mami!!"

which now is circling around in my head and giving me this awkward chuckle every once in a while.


** it was later noted that when you sleep with guys who get it wrong so often that you're use to faking, you have to be even more appreciative when they actually do something right so that they don't stop....hence *porno noises*