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Service Outage

https://xkcd.com/3170/

Now, if it were the *Canon* wiki, it's possible to imagine someone with a productivity-related reason for consulting it, but no one's job requires them to read that much about Admiral Daala.

https://xkcd.com/3170/

EPIRBs

https://xkcd.com/3169/

'Oh no, the box is drifting out into the harbor!' 'Yeah, I wouldn't worry about losing it.'

https://xkcd.com/3169/

Beam Dump

https://xkcd.com/3168/

We're adding some industrial flypaper to minimize reflection or scattering of customers who might complain.

https://xkcd.com/3168/

Car Size

https://xkcd.com/3167/

'They really shouldn't let those small cars drive in traffic. I worry I'm going to kill someone if I hit one! They should have to drive on the sidewalk, safely out of the way.'

https://xkcd.com/3167/

Big and Little Spoons

https://xkcd.com/3166/

Are you the annoying spoon or the sleepy spoon?

https://xkcd.com/3166/

Earthquake Prediction Flowchart

https://xkcd.com/3165/

At least people who make religious predictions of the apocalypse have an answer to the question 'Why didn't you predict any of the other ones that happened recently?'

https://xkcd.com/3165/